Look at you, you beautiful bastard. You suited up.
(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via plz-save-me-from-the-monsters)
Look at you, you beautiful bastard. You suited up.
(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via plz-save-me-from-the-monsters)
Doctor: the word for healer and wise man throughout the universe. We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word “doctor” means “mighty warrior”. How far you’ve come.
(Source: likeastairmaster, via butterfliesarejustantsonlsd)
YOU MADE ME A GIF.
OF VEGETABLES.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD.
I WILL SAVE IT FOREVER.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
MENTALLY I AM HUGGING YOU TIGHT AND NEVER LETTING GO
:’) I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!!
AND I AM MENTALLY HUGGING YOU TOO!!!!BECAUSE YOU’RE AWESOME AND YOU HAVE A GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT AUNT WITH A GOOD CAKE RECIPE!!! :D
I’m going to compliment you in an overdramatic fashion now.
APPROXIMATELY FIVE THOUSAND BILLION YEARS AGO, IN THE GREAT WIDE VOID OF SPACE, A SMALL MOLECULAR CLOUD SENSED IT’S DESTINY. SURRENDERING TO IT’S HIGHER PURPOSE GRAVITATIONAL COLLAPSE BEGAN. MOST OF THIS MASS COLLECTED IN THE CENTER FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY- TO FORM A STAR. THIS STAR, KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE CENTURIES BY MANY NAMES, IS THE ULTIMATE GIVER OF LIFE. IT ALLOWED LIFE TO FORM ON THE ONCE BARREN ROCK THAT WAS EARTH AND EVENTUALLY, THROUGH THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF TRYING A FLAWLESS ORGANISM WAS CREATED.
AND WAS NAMED SAMANTHA.
YES ALL THIS, PLANETS, MOONS, COMETS AND ASTEROIDS EXIST ONLY FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SUPPORTING THIS PERFECT BEING’S EXISTENCE. AND THUS, ALTHOUGH IT MAY NOT BE OUTWARDLY OBVIOUS, THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM PALES IN COMPARISON TO YOUR AWESOMENESS.
the end.
YOU MADE ME A GIF.
OF VEGETABLES.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD.
I WILL SAVE IT FOREVER.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
MENTALLY I AM HUGGING YOU TIGHT AND NEVER LETTING GO
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
PLUTO ;Q;
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instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand, via wangsterkurt)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand, via wangsterkurt)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand, via lucindasaxon)
What’s not great about a singing frog?
(via schizo-fractured)
thephonesarentworking replied to your post: I’m really going to miss this textbook. Here’s a…
OHMYGOD I SAW THAT
man also they had that conversation between a lawyer and a witness that was going around tumblr and the question was ‘which person in this discussion would be most likely to answer question three correctly?’